I have finally made the leap into writing for the (potential) amusement of the world.  Long requested by those close to me, I should now like to introduce you into the annals of my life.  What should you expect from me?  A brief yet compelling list:

1. Profanity: life cannot be discussed in clean language. I will however, occasionally appoligize for my dirty mouth.
2. A good time (no, not that kind of good time), I just hope I am fun to read.
3. Mundane life events made into molehills for the sake of discussion.
4. Complaining, apparently one of my finest skills.
5. Many, many, many stories both current and old. I can’t help it, I’m a giver.

Granted, this post may not exactly be rocking your world, but sheesh…gimme some time!

***update: Apparently some of us are not quite up-to-date on the English language and may have read the above term “annals of my life” as “ANALS on my life.”  I would like to assure all those who may read this, I am not inviting you into my ASS!  Annals, with 2 n’s are: ‘a concise form of historical writing which record events chronologically, year by year.’  I’m not yellin’, I’m just sayin’…The more you know. ***