Oh dear, sweet, merciful Jesus, I have had the worst fucking day EVER!  I know people complain about Mondays, but fucking-a!  I just had one of the top five worst days at work…in the history of the universe!  Ok, perhaps that is a little on the dramatic side, but hell!

I got to work in time to start off with a nice ass-chewing from one of the attorneys (I work at a law firm) and if that didn’t suck bad enough, I had to spend the rest of that day trying to fix the problem that had set him off in the first place.  So, I had to keep talking to him all freaking day.  I don’t know about you, but when someone rips me a new asshole, my first inclination is to hide and repair my ass alone…not go back for more!

To top off the repeated verbal assault, I had a million little fires to put out and it was really difficult to fix the original problem….blah, blah, blah….enough of the complaining!

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On to nicer topics…potential new job on the horizon!  Whaahooo!  I had a phone interview on Friday and I think it went pretty well.  The guy asked for some writing samples at the end of the interview, so I am taking that as a good sign.  I mean, if I was a complete ‘tard he would have just given me the whole, ‘thanks, we’ll be in touch’ bull.  This would be a major step up in the career, so any of you out there…a little prayer my way would be mucho appreciated!

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Weekend was pretty nice, TR and I went house shopping.  Shopping for our first house has been quite possibly more painful than what I imagine childbirth to be like.  Just when we feel like we have found the perfect house in the perfect neighborhood, it gets snatched out from under us!  It has really made me question whether I even want to be a home owner.  I mean, geeze, if getting one is this hard…can we even keep up with the responsibility of owning a home.  Yikes!

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On a cheerful note…I am planning a photo montage of the two most awesome little men in my life.  Parmesan Allouisious Rumpelmintz (aka Parm, Parmy, Horse, Number One, Beebee…the list is endless) and Steven Aristotle Longshanks (aka Debil, Naughty Debil, Pookins, Number Two, Teeney Weeny Beebee…you get the idea here).  These guys are my bestest of friends so I have every intention of detailing their place in my life.